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when I got married

A man walking down a street heard a voice.

“if you take 1 more step,

a brick will fall down and kill you.

He stopped & a brick fell before him.

He went on,

while crossing road he heard again stop,

just a car missed him.

Man asked who are you?

I am your guardian angel”

Man said, Where were you when I got married?

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everyone was clapping for me

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: how did u feel?

He replied: Dad it was wonderful.

Everyone was clapping for me

Moral: Take everything positively

pyar ka pehla lafz

“Pyar” ka pehla lafz “P” hota hy
Lykin agr “P” ko nikal do to
“YAR” ban jata hy
or
“AP” jesa “YAR”
zindgi me ho to zindgi se bi
“PYAR” ho jata

So sweet is ur SMILE

So sweet is ur SMILE…..
So sweet is ur STYLE…..
So sweet is ur VOICE…..
So sweet is ur EYE…….
See how sweetly I LIE!