A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go to the toilet
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
A girl in a wedding ceremony want to go the toilet.
She asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Even if I spend the entire day with you,
I still miss you the second you leave.
The smile on my face doesn’t
mean my life is perfect.
It means I appreciate what I have
and what God has blessed me with.
Cute answer for a difficult question:
Name the court
where all the big sins and faults
are forgiven in a second?
A small child smiled and answered:
“Its My Mom’s Heart.”
Sahil per khare khare humne shaam kardi,
Apna dil or duniya aap k naam kar di,
Ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k nam kar di
During HUG…
A Girl’s Head is always D0wn…
Because
She C0nsider her B0y t0 be her W0rld and get L0st in it…
While
A B0y’s Head is always Up…
s0 that n0 0ther Guy Dares t0 L0ok at his Girl…
Never break four things in your life.
1.TRUST
2.PROMISE
3.RELATION
4.HEART
Because when they break,
they don’t make noise but pains alot.