Happy day + Good Morning
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GOOD MORNING
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
Guys Are Like Stars
Guys are like stars.
There are million of them
but only one can make
your dreams come true.
want to hear your voice
When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I close my eyes.
and
When I want to hear your voice,
I simply throw a stone over a crow!
Kaa’n. kaa’n ;-)
i am missing somebody
sky is very high,
but that is blue,
I am missing somebody,
that is you.
LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA
BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE
make your life beautiful
Anyone can love rose
but no one loves a leaf
that adds beauty to it!
MORAL:
Don’t love someone who is beautiful,
but love the one who make your life beautiful.
Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.