Night in wrong place
I am in my bed,
you are in yours.
One of us is obviously
in the wrong place.
Good Night
Winter, Winter, Everywhere
Winter, Winter, Everywhere
Shows Its Face, Its Eyes, Its Hair
Winter, Winter, Freezing Cold
Enjoyed By Many, Young And Old.
Happy Winter Season
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.
Christmas may be many things
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
thanda thanda rainy day
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SorrY Hawa
Tez Hai Is
Waja se Lafz
Age Pechey
Ho Rahe Hen.
‘;’;’ Happy ‘;’;’
Thanda Thanda ;’;’; Mosam ;’;Rainy day”
3 male or 2 female
Girl: kya kr rhy ho?
Boy: Makhiyan mar rha hu
Girl: ktni mari?
Boy: 3male or 2female
Girl: Kse malom?
Boy: 3 shrab ki bottle se chipki hui thi or 2 fone se.
meri rooh vich mera yaar wasda
meri ROOH vich mera YAAR wasda,
meri ANKH vich usda DEEDAR wasda,
sanu apne dard di parwah nai,
par RAB kare har walay raway mera yaar HASDA.
Namaz ki shaan
Jab tum namaz k liye khare hote ho
to sir se asman tak rahmat-e-ilahi
ghata ban k cha jati hai,
farishtay charon taraf jama ho jate hain.
Ek farishta pukarta hai k
ay namazi agar tu dekh lay k
tere samnay kon hai or tu kis se bat ker raha hai to
Allah ki qasam tu qayamat tuk salam na phere.
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
keep sending sms
Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.