Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & youll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
Id pick U coz its better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.
Goodnight
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ALLAH Hamare Mulk K Jhande Ko Hamesha Sar-Bland Rakhe (AMEEN)
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY IN ADVANCE
i wi§h ü thè wörld & åll it cøñtàiñs!
i wi§h ü hàppìñéss & høpé ìt rémàiñs!
i wi§h ù å twìñklé dèèp ìn ùr éyés&
a smìlé øn ùr fàcé dàt névér dìes
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
but it is sweetens by THOUGHTS.
I care for you in my own STRANGE ways.
Maybe you will never know,
Maybe I will never show..
No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess
with all my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day
1 b0x wasn’t 0pening.
Physician came and apply all laws;
Chemist came and apply all reacti0ns but n0t 0pen,
Mathmetiti0n come and said
‘Lets supp0se it is 0pen’ :)
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p