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fine urdu fight of Lucknow

Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow

Two boys are fighting in Lucknow

1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge

tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein

gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.

2nd: Tu huzur phir hum bhi aap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe

aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.

Students VS Teachers

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty

Sometime my mind asks

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…..Ha!Ha!Ha!…….

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass

“GLAD FEEL KARO”

English Urdu Contradictions

English and Urdu always contradict each other:

1-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

2-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

3-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhul..dil se ojhul

4-Fight for ur rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

5-As wise as an Owl.
Ullo ka patha!;-)