Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Boring Life without Friends
Friends are the integral part of life,
without them life is boring and empty.
They are people who fill our life with joy and happiness.
If friends are around you, no pain and misery
can stay for long they make you laugh,
they make you cry, they are always there for you!
Meri Bevi Gussa Bohat Karti Hay
1st Friend: Yar meri b.v gussa bhot krti hy.
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2nd Friend: Meri b pehle krti thi ab nai krti.
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1st Friend: Tum ne kia elaaj kia?
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2nd Friend: 1 din gusse me thi,
My ne keh dya,
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Burhaape me gussa aa hi jaata hy,
Us roz se wo gussa nai krti :p
Heart Praying
3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,
4+3 = 7 Days in Week, I MISS U
Valentine’s Day Flirty SMS
Girl: Are You Single?
Boy: No, I’m Plural.
Girl: No, No, I mean, are you free on 14th Feb?
Boy: No, actually I’m very expensive,
You cant afford me.
Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day
My Friends Are Just Like Me
I thought I was one of a kind
until I looked around at my friends
and realized that they are
just as disturbed as I am…
Best Friends Stories
A friend is someone you
tell your stories to.
A best friend was in all those stories.
Girl asks to boy: Kya main teri nono pakar loon
4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay
girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”.
Boy replies: “pagal apni to tordi ab meri bhe toro gi kya?”
I Will Throw U In * G U T T E R *
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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To Make You The Person
GOD doesn’t give you the people you want,
he gives you the people you need.
To help you, to hurt you,
to leave you, to love you
and to make you the person
you were meant to be.