Valuables
Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta.
Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai.
Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghussay may na dekh lo.
Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.
Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna k gham.
Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, magar taseer meethi hay….
It’s birthday time again, and wow!
You’re a whole year older now!
So clown around and have some fun
to make this birthday your best one!
Happy Birthday
Make your life a house your heart can live in.
With a door that is open to receive friends.
And a garden full of memories �
of many good things.
3-TID: 09226412248173652.
U have recharged
Rs.5000.00.Ur new balance:Rs.4930.00
Expiry date: 28-11-2010
This is my style for giving Eidi.
teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
I miss the way you hold my hand.
I miss the way you looked into my eyes.
I miss the way you felt for me.
Mistakes are a part of life.
If you don’t make them,
You’ll never learn,
If you never learn,
you’ll never improve..!
Friends are like underpants…
Some crawl up your ass
Some snap under pressure
Some don’t have the
strength to hold you up.
Some get a little twisted
Some support you
Some are your favorite
Some are cheap and
just get bent out of shape
and some actually do
cover your ass when
you need them to!!
