EK sardar ki faryad

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1. Sardar in Park

   Sardar in Park Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla...

2. Dentist to Sardar

   Dentist to Sardar: Apka Daant nikalna paray ga.. Sardar: kitnay paisy lagay ge? Dentist: 200...

3. Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

   Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai,...

4. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

   Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20...

5. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

   1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir...

6. sardar farts loudly in the bar

   A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar. The man next to him: Excuse me,...

7. On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him

   On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you...

8. sardar in a battle

   In a battle sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket. Why? Sardar...

9. Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao

   Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di or sardar je se boli: “Muje biwi honay...

10. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps...

11. Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

    Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth....

12. Scientific formula of water by sardar

    Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you...

13. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u...

14. Sardar Joined a new job

    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss...

15. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF:...

16. sardar thoughts three times

    A man asks a sardar: What about your paper of english.? sardar said: It was...

17. Sardar and Pathan going together

    Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s...

18. sardar in winter

    dost: tum ko Thand lagti hai to kia kerte ho Sardar: Heater ke pas ja...

19. Sardar was writing something very slowly

    Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar:...

20. sardar goes to an electronics shop

    A sardar goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV. Do you have color...

21. sardar was going on a road

    A sardar was going on a road. He saw a dog sitting under a car....

22. two sardar in jungle

    2 sardar jungle me, Samne se Sher a gya 1 ne mati uthai sher ki...

23. i have a new sandal

    Sardar to another Sardar That girl is deaf. 2nd Sardar: How do you know…? 1st...

24. sorry wrong number

    Sardar make a call to his home. Servant picked the phone. Sardar: Give phone to...

25. Sardar : u will go to jail..

    Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense...