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2. Mere aur tere raaste ab se juda hain

   Aik shakhs kahen ja raha tha k shaitan us k saath hogaya. Raste mein usne...

3. sardar ki ammi mar gai

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4. Usne Kaha, Maine Kaha

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5. Khuwab Nagar Main

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6. Badli saawan ki koi

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7. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

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8. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

   Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange...

9. over time

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10. Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

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11. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

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12. Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

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13. JANNAT Me Sb Kch Hy Lekin Mout Nhi

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14. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

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15. Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti

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16. Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

    Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth....

17. meri dastaan-e-gham

    Kitab-e-ishq ko Parh kr bhula dia maine, Na doston se na dushmano se gila kia...

18. Zindagi mili kuch zara si thi, Kuch is main kami b zara si thi

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19. I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

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20. Kal Main bathroom gaya

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21. Mujhe Chand Chahiye

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22. MOHABAT KIS SE KI JAYE

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23. Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta

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24. Main Wohi Hoon Dost

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25. O tere result da ki banya?

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