Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha. Beta:...
Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya… Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya...
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai,...
Pyaar karne waale log Telenor se baat karte ha Knjus log ZonG se baat karte...
BETA: Abu meri teacher kitni pyari he na…! . BAP: Beta teacher MAA k braber...
Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya, bell bajane par ek chota sa bacha bahir...
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi...
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap...
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch...
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch...
Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi...
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun? Madam boli SO...
Papita Bechnay wali larki ne sardar ko buhat mara Kisi ne sardar say wajah pouchi...
Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim Tu kitnay Chillar...
Itna na yaad aaya karo k raat bhar so na sakain, FARAZ, Subah ko surkh...
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja...
Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera Wo Aasman ka chand hai , Tuu Chand hai...
Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti, Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin...
1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya 1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli...
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta...
Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta:...
Tara bola chand se tum kitne khushnaseeb ho jo tumhe sabhi yaad karte hain… Aur...
Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam...
Jab say tumhain jana hai, Jab say tumhain paya hai, Her dua main tera hi...
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya...