Kal Main bathroom gaya
Sardar: Kal Main bathroom gaya
te othay saanp betha c
sardarni: Hay o Rabba
Fer tusi ke kita
sardar: Koj v nai Mai saanp Nu akhya
Tusi kar lo Meri te nikal gai ay
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