Sardar in Park
Sardar in Park
Sardar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.
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