sardar ki ammi mar gai
ek sardar ki ammi mar gai,
ek aadmi bola: amma mujhe le jaati
do char aur bole: amma hamein bhi le jaati
sardar: chup ho jao kamino,
amm kya suzuki kar k gai hai
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