Taxi driver to sardar

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1. Gaddi aage nahin ja sakati

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2. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

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3. sardar was smoking infront of his father

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4. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

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5. Sardar Ki Wife Inspecter Se

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6. Sardar k ghar chor aagya

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7. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

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8. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

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9. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

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10. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

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11. SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

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12. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

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13. Zindgi bhar ki bandgi lelo

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14. sardar in a battle

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15. sardar in police station

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16. Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

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17. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

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18. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

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19. Shayari by sardar ji

    Shayari by Sardar ji: Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki...

20. 1 Car Se 1 Kawwa Takra K Behosh HoGya

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21. Sardar 2 doctor

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22. Dentist to Sardar

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23. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

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24. Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

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25. what a strange car

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