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2. SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya

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3. Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

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4. Inam kis ko mile ga?

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5. khaas naimat

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6. Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya…

   Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya… Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya...

7. hum eik bar jeetay hain

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8. Race Layein Ga

   Sardar 2 Sardarni: Aaj  4 Wajje Khotyan Di Race Ae, Jana Aei..! Sardarni: Turya Janda...

9. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain

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10. Larki aur Larka Jab 18 sal k hotay hein

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11. Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain

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12. pregnant for job

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13. Car ki speed kion barha di

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14. best of two great poets

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15. Pakistan Main Kya Hua Hay

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16. Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai

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17. Taxi driver to sardar

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18. Tujhe yaad kartay hain

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19. Nahi chahtay ham

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20. dimagh k hum b DON hain

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21. tum ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam kia hai?

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22. zindagi ki race me bhaago

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23. >—> Jaa meray mizail jaa

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24. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

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25. cute pray for a friend

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