two sardar in jungle
2 sardar jungle me,
Samne se Sher a gya
1 ne mati uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhgne lga.
2nd wahan khara rha.
1st: Nas vi
2nd: main q nassan, mati ty tu pai ay.
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