Bloody English Language

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1. Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

   Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime!...

2. Husband Missing Wife

   Husband was throwing knives on his wife’s photo, while wife was out. No knife hit...

3. largest word in english language

   U know what is the largest word in english language. “SmileS” bcoz there is mile...

4. Who is the guilty

   Who is the guilty? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts. Quick …! My husband is...

5. Husband Teaching Wife

   A husband was teaching english to his wife, Wife in afternoon: chalo Dinner khalo! Husband:...

6. i am the husband

   WHOS GUILTY ??? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts “Quick .. My husband is back”....

7. Top Ten Good Morning Christmas SMS 2015 Quotes and Wishes In English

   Hurrah… It’s Christmas day let’s wake up everybody by sending the good morning wishes and...

8. forgot to live

   First he was dying to finish high school and start college. Then he was dying...

9. wife hit her husband with frying pan

   A wife hit her husband with a frying pan. Husband: What was that for..? Wife:...

10. What Do You Think

    Wife: can you help me in garden? Husband: what do you think, I am a...

11. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

    Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi...

12. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

    Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi...

13. wait for 9 months

    Wife going to Spain. What should I bring for you..? Husband: A Spanish girl. Wife...

14. Fresh Collection of Cute New Year SMS 2016 In Indian Hindi English

    Cute New Year SMS 2016, New Year Cute SMS 2016, New Year SMS Cute 2016,...

15. Thinking About You Like Crazy

    No texts, no calls. Nothing but I’m still here thinking about you like crazy. Miss...

16. I look at your picture and the problem disappears

    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling :...

17. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

    wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate...

18. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife:...

19. neighbors can see you

    Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked.? Neighbors can see your things. Husband:...

20. Surprise Her Husband

    Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise...

21. Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho

    Wife: Jab tum DESI pitey ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho, Jab WHISKY pitey hoto...

22. Any boyfriend before marriage

    Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent...

23. Nothing in this world

    Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me...

24. English Urdu Contradictions

    English and Urdu always contradict each other: 1-The sooner the better. -Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan...

25. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin....