khaas naimat
Mareez: Mujhay ajeeb si bemaari ho gaye hai.
Jab meri bivi bolti hai toh mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta
DR: Oh bhae, Ye bimari nahi, ye ALLAH ki khaas naimat hai
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