Where Is The Pretty Lady
A drunk man
arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won’t open
the door, so he decides to
pretend he bought her flowers &
knocks at the door…
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the
pretty lady…
Wife opens the door & says:
Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty
lady ? :P :P
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