“Hindi” Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
“Hindi”
Bi kesi Ajeeb Zaban Hai…
.
Agar
Ghari (WATCH) kharab Ho To kehte Hain k, “BAND HAI”
.
Or Agar Larki(Girl) kharab Ho To kehte Hen,
“CHALU HAI”
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