Category: Exam SMS

A big difference b/w School & College
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If u were late in school, u had 2 sit on the last bench
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If u were late in college, u had 2 sit on the first bench :-P :-D

What is
M A T H S…..?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Bap bete se: beta koi bat nai

tumhari qismat me fail hona likha tha.

Beta: ye tou acha hua dady

me ne pura sal nai parha

warna saari mehnat zaya ho jaati.

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Dear Students
The End of The World
which is scheduled for 2012,
has been postponed to 2025,
due to some technical problem.
Pleases co-operate & do study !! :P

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Flower dies,

Stories end,

Songs fade,

Memories are forgotten,

All things come to end,

But this studdy

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Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat :-(

Newton Law of Exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust until
some external or internal exam moves it!

Physics would have been much easier..

if…

if..

If..

Tree had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple.. :-