Category: Exam SMS

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Flower dies,

Stories end,

Songs fade,

Memories are forgotten,

All things come to end,

But this studdy

…

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat :-(

Newton Law of Exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust until
some external or internal exam moves it!

Physics would have been much easier..

if…

if..

If..

Tree had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple.. :-

If I have 8 hours to cut a tree,

i will spend 7 hours in sharping the axe.

(LINCOLN)

“If we have 8 hours to study,

we will spend 7 hours searching the book

(NALAIQC0N) :-D

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P