Category: Exam SMS

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

Education Related Songs:

School=ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi

Tution=Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.

Math=Ajeeb daastan hai ye, kahan shuru kahan khatam.

Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi karle.

Exam= Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen

Result= Dhak Dhak karne laga, oh mora jiya darne laga.

Pass= Aj main uper asman niche, aj main aage zamana hai peche.

Fail= Chhan se jo tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage.

Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?

duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,

par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall
1. Counting the Girls
2. Counting the fans & tube lights
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for at least next Exams

Four things Girls do in the Exam Hall
1.Write
2.Write
3.Write
4.And just Write
Aata ho ya na aata ho…. :-P

itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay

yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain

end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai

HAPPY

…….ENDINGS

Teacher asked: How to write 4 in between 5?
Medical student said: Joke!
Science student said: Impossible!
Management student: Not found on Internet
Engineering student said: F(IV)E

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…