Category: Exam SMS

What’s Mutual Exclusion?

It means u skip some topics when you study

& the person who sets the paper

also skips the topics which you have studied!! :D :p

SO TRUE:

Just when we sit down to study,

everything else on earth gets so interesting
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Even just starring at the wall :P

Teacher: Which Is the best month to study?

Student: Octembruary!

Teacher: Don’t be silly, there’s no such month

Student: Exactly! =P :d :p

How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?

writer: 6 months

doctor: 2 months

lawyer: 1 month

profsr: 1 week

student: only in one night right before the exam.

Horrible Exam Days

Lovely days in my life;
childhood days,
school days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Rule of Math
If it seems easy,
you’re doing it wrong.

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

Education Related Songs:

School=ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi

Tution=Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala.

Math=Ajeeb daastan hai ye, kahan shuru kahan khatam.

Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi karle.

Exam= Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen

Result= Dhak Dhak karne laga, oh mora jiya darne laga.

Pass= Aj main uper asman niche, aj main aage zamana hai peche.

Fail= Chhan se jo tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage.

Exams ka saya hai,

exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?

duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,

par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!