Category: Flirt SMS

Usne Kaha Tum Mein Pehli Si Baat Nahi,

Maine Kaha Insan Hun Koi Science Ki Ejad Nahi,

Usne Kaha Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Ankhon Mein Doob Jate Ho?

Maine Kaha Ankhen Hein Koi Talaab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Q Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhe,

Maine Kaha Dimagh Se Paidal Tha or Koi Asbab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Kya Mein Bewafa Hun?

Maine Kaha Tu Itna Dhokay Baaz Hai Jiska Koi Hisab Nahi,

Usne Kaha Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,

Maine Kaha Array Tu Hai Kon Mujhe To Ye B Yaad Nahi;-)..!!

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

I know you think I’m cute,

I know you think I’m gorgeous,

but like the other guys

take a number and wait in line!!

So many girls,
fall in love with
the worng guys simply
because the wrong guy
usually says all
the right things.

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai..

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.

So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

I’m not weird.
I’m limited edition.