Category: Flirt SMS

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

I know you think I’m cute,

I know you think I’m gorgeous,

but like the other guys

take a number and wait in line!!

So many girls,
fall in love with
the worng guys simply
because the wrong guy
usually says all
the right things.

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai..

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,the brain’s natural painkillers.

So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

I’m not weird.
I’m limited edition.

Boy: I LOVE YOU

Girl: What will you do,
if I said “I Love You Too”?

Boy: I’ll die with happiness.
Girl: Well I am not saying it.
Go live your life. ;-)