modern employer
What is the definition of a modern employer?
Modern employer is the one
who is looking for men
between ages 25 and 30
with 40 years experience!
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inner beauty
Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
colorful undergarments.
i thought it was empty
The X-Ray report of your brain:
10gm Mitti
10gm Knkar Pathr
25type k kirey makorey
5gm makri k jaale
500gm bhusa
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Kamal he.!
I thought it was empty.!
No 1 will touch ur mom
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p
Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Sardar going to shikaar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Free Free Free
Free Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free
a comfortable supportive friend
A good friend is just like
the brassiere of a girl
which is comfortable and supportive.
that holds you tight and
prevents you from falling
always close to your heart… :)