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Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

what is 143 ?

what is 143 ?

i love you ?

no,

i hate you ?

no,

i miss you ?

no,

i wish you ?

no,

143 means………….

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE…… Laughing

Good Bad Luck

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows
the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

Do Not Make Noise

Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND

On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.

marjani marjani

Meri Muhabbat ko DHoka Dey Kar Kisi 0r K Sath Bhaag Gai
Meri Raani ! ! ! !

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MarJani MarJani
Khasma Nu Khaye
MarJani ! ! !

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!