Category: Funny SMS

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Sometimes giving someone
A second chance is like giving them
an extra bullet for their gun
coz they missed you the first time.

Nokia launching Rajnikant ‘R’ series in 2012.

Features: 20 SIMS, Battery standby: 1 year, 1000 GB memory,

100 megapixels camera, TV, oven,

washing machine, fridge,

AC, mini rocket launcher, mini AK-47

& the new special feature 24G

in which u can meet the person & talk directly :P

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
.
.
.
mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..

Kid: Mom,did you see me before I was born?

Mom: No, I didn’t

Kid: Then after I was born

how did you know its me?

These kind of kids become external examiner for viva:D

Application 4 Leave:
O My Master
When I CoMe

Goday Goday Water
Rain ChuM ChuM

Leg My Phisli
Diga Me DharaM

Thaly My Bag
& Utay I M

Is Liye 2day
i Can’t COMe

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

Fact of our life:

Whenever we find the key to success,

Some idiots change the locks.

So, forget the key,

Learn to BREAK the doors!!!

A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad”