Category: Funny SMS

TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He?

STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se.

TEACHER:Kese?

STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain

“SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Life Was Much Better

When Apples And Blackberries

Were Just Fruits!

– Bill Gates :)

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?

Bathroom SMS – Public Toilet Message

Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief,
And Go like a King….
This Slogan was written on a..
Public Toilet Door.

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Sometimes giving someone
A second chance is like giving them
an extra bullet for their gun
coz they missed you the first time.

Nokia launching Rajnikant ‘R’ series in 2012.

Features: 20 SIMS, Battery standby: 1 year, 1000 GB memory,

100 megapixels camera, TV, oven,

washing machine, fridge,

AC, mini rocket launcher, mini AK-47

& the new special feature 24G

in which u can meet the person & talk directly :P