song for you
I want to dedicate a song
only and only for you.
“karan mein nazara jadon teri tasveer da,
painda ae pulaikha meno KHUSRAY BASHIR da.”
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Life is like a MOVIE…
Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR
height of patriotism
Height of patriotism.
You sitting on an English toilet
in Pakistani style…. :D
Proud to be Pakistani
Night was dark
Night was dark,
Moon was high
Boy stopped his car
girl asked him y?
He came close 2 her.
She felt shy.
He went near her
ear & told her 3 words
“CNG muk gai”
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
when I want to listen you
When I miss you,
I read your SMS.
When I want to see you,
I just close my eyes.
and
When I want to listen you,
I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.
modern employer
What is the definition of a modern employer?
Modern employer is the one
who is looking for men
between ages 25 and 30
with 40 years experience!
inner beauty
Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
colorful undergarments.
i thought it was empty
The X-Ray report of your brain:
10gm Mitti
10gm Knkar Pathr
25type k kirey makorey
5gm makri k jaale
500gm bhusa
.
.
.
Kamal he.!
I thought it was empty.!