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golden words by driver

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Golden Words By Drivers

¤Tu lang ja sadi khair ay.

¤zid na kr GUJAR aap bara zidi ay.

¤Horn do rasta lo.

¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr.

¤ Nasib apna apna.

¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.

¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rksha chalaya.

¤Plat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,

Agr tu honda rakhta hai to chingchi hum b rkhte hain.

¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr.

¤Mere sajan dua krna.

¤Hum chalay dunia jalay.

¤No wait no late.

¤Chal pgli

answer these funny questions

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Answer these questions.

1. Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali?

2. Shohr ki zindgi phly khatam hoti hai ya B.V ki fermaishain?

3. Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain tou Saas ki dua ko kia kahain gay?

4. Girl friend or ghalat friend main kia farq hai?

5. GEO TV py jeeny ki khabrain ziada ati hain ya merny marny ki?

6. Baraf ziada thandi hoti hai ya baraf ka pani?

7. Ch. Shujjat husain ki urdu ziada mushkil hai ya srhad walon ki pushto?

Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

Freaky Facebook Friend

Posted on by Shining Spirit

A lady to a beggar: Hey boy!!
I have certainly seen you some where :O :/ ?
Beggar: Oh madam, you forgot me!!
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We are friends on facebook..:P