cash for the new year
To all my friends and relatives,
who sent me love, luck and
best wishes for last year.
Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Please send me the cash for new year.
thanks
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small enemy group is attacking
Solider to General: Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking…
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt…
“After enemy defeat”
Solider: Sir why d red shirt??
General: In red shirt if i shot, my soldiers would’nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged.
Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking..
GENERAL: Hurry up!
Bring me My Yellow Trousers… ;
New Generation Facebook Poem
New Generation Facebook Poem
Chatting chatting, yes mama..
Girlfriend setting?
No mama..
Telling lie?
No mama..
Open ur facebook, ha ha ha ;)
life has so much 2 teach us
Life has so much 2 teach us.
1 famous Chinese poet said
“Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun ping pingo ching”
Really touching na?
Mere to ansu agaey thy.
song for you
I want to dedicate a song
only and only for you.
“karan mein nazara jadon teri tasveer da,
painda ae pulaikha meno KHUSRAY BASHIR da.”
Life is like a MOVIE…
Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR
height of patriotism
Height of patriotism.
You sitting on an English toilet
in Pakistani style…. :D
Proud to be Pakistani
Night was dark
Night was dark,
Moon was high
Boy stopped his car
girl asked him y?
He came close 2 her.
She felt shy.
He went near her
ear & told her 3 words
“CNG muk gai”
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!