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A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND

On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.

marjani marjani

Meri Muhabbat ko DHoka Dey Kar Kisi 0r K Sath Bhaag Gai
Meri Raani ! ! ! !

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MarJani MarJani
Khasma Nu Khaye
MarJani ! ! !

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

population of India

A Teacher lecturing on “Population”

In India after every 10 second

a woman gives birth to a child.

A Sardar stands up and says

“We must find and stop that Woman”

Saas nay apnay 3 Damaadon ki azmaya

SAAS

nay apnay 3

Damaadon ki Mohobbat azmanay k liye

un k samnay Darya mein chalang laga di …

1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia !!

Uss ko saas ki trf sy CAR mil gaee

2nd day yehi drama hua …

2sre Damaad nay bacha lia !!

Usy Motor Cycle inam mili

3rd day repeated !!

3sre damaad nay socha mere liye Cycle hi reh gayee hai …

kya zarurat hai bachanay ki !!

SAAS doob gayee

Aglay din Uss Damaad ko

MERCEDEZ mil gayee !!

SUSSAR ki taraf se..