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Funny Poetry of Faraz

1. Kisi ka jotha Peny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,

Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya.!
2. Mai apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,

Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad.!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhr di Faraz,

Wo jo khti thi “Mahi aayy ga ty phullan nal dharti sajawan gi.!
4. Balon me hath phair k pocha usne Faraz,

Tm ne Head & Shoulder lgaya hy Ya Painteen.!
5.Ye keh kr FARAZ nay larkiyon ko truck k nichay de dia

bachna ay haseeno lo main aa gia.
6.SMS kay andaaz judaa judaa say hain Faraz…

kisi nay toot kr SMS kiyay, or koi SMS  pr k toot gya.

Same Mistake Twice

Never make the same mistake twice

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There are so many new mistakes

Try different each day…………. And Enjoy

Someday you may lose your hair.

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!