Category: Funny SMS

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Pakistan Mushkilat Mein Kyun Hy?

Aabadi:16 Crore

4 Crore Retire

4 Crore job nhi Karte

2 Crore School Me parte hain

2 Crore 5 Saal se chote hain

2 Crore Berozgaar

1,99,99,998 Jail Mein Hen.

Baaqi hum “DOONO” Bache Hen

AP SMS parhne Men Busy Ho

Main Akele Pakistan Kaise Chalaon :-)

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Kashif: I is …… TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.” Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,

jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,

jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi…..

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((@..@))
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Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Announcement in a university:

“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”

20 minutes later:

“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…