Category: Funny SMS

Announcement in a university:

“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”

20 minutes later:

“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Mother to Son:

Jaldi se uth jao dekho sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hy.

Son: to kya howa ammi woh sota bhi to mujh se pehle hai :-)

Hehehehe

In
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that
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PAY
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attention..!!:-D

New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
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I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

The Words That Spoiled Many Boy’s Life…
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“Dude She’s Looking At U.”

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.