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A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.
Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.
The longest distance
for a walk in winter is from
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bed to the t0ilet :D
aj ISHQ de tournament de andar,
main pyar da FINAL haar gay,
si husan di BATTING,
har CHAKKA boundry paar gaya,
mera dilbar GUGLIAN bollan wich,
menu pyar da BOUNCER maar gaya,
kita CATCH une mera dil yaaro,
te main jitya MATCH vi haar gaya.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bolny wala Tota dekha jo
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane check karne k liye usse pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tuta hun.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri maa da khsm a salya ik wari keh nai ditta k main toota waan
Garmi se bachney k lye
Enter Passwrd
* * * * *O
* * * *LO
* * *ALO
* *HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO
Code accepted.
welcome to bathroom..:-)
Daanton ki hifazat ke 3 tareeqay:
No.1
Daily Brush karna.
No.2
Meethi cheezon se parhez karna.
Aur …
No.3
Mere saath muhn sambhal k baat karna :)
smart and naughty son
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian
Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai!
Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhaagta Hai
Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady :-D
