SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi
TEACHER:Bijli Kahan Se Aati He?
STUDENT:Mere MAMON K Ghar Se.
TEACHER:Kese?
STUDENT:Jab Bijli Jati Hai To Mere PAPA Kehte Hain
“SALON Ne Phir Bijli Band Kardi”
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Some Interesting Smile Bits
Some Interesting Smile Bits
Bit # 1 An interesting line written at the back 0f biker’s T shirt
“if you are able to read this please tell me my girl friend has fallen 0ff”
Bit # 2 At the beginning of married life, every girl treat her husband like a GOD…. Later 0n somehow the alphabatics are reversed…
Bit # 3 Most of the relations fail not bc0z of the absence of love, love is always there …. Its just that one loves t0o much and other loves t0o many.., :-)
STUDENT ka SHIKWA
STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!
Doctor suggested full body Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
amazing invention of the mankind
“The most amazing invention of the mankind”
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Write a wonderful paragraph
on obove topic and sent it to me.
increase my salary
Blackmailing In New Style
Employee To Boss: If you didn’t increase my salary.
I will tell everybody that
“you increased my salary”
Ik larki thi deewani si
Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?
Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
Kiya lay ker ayai thay—-?
Kiy lay kar jao gay…??
Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?
Itnay paisay bacha ker kya…..
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
143 means ???
143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind