Category: Funny SMS

Mother to Son:

Jaldi se uth jao dekho sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hy.

Son: to kya howa ammi woh sota bhi to mujh se pehle hai :-)

Hehehehe

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

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attention..!!:-D

New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
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I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

The Words That Spoiled Many Boy’s Life…
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“Dude She’s Looking At U.”

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

Some Interesting Smile Bits

Bit # 1 An interesting line written at the back 0f  biker’s T shirt
“if you are able to read this please tell me my girl friend has fallen 0ff”

Bit # 2 At the beginning of married life, every girl treat her husband like a GOD…. Later 0n somehow the alphabatics are reversed…

Bit # 3 Most of the relations fail not bc0z of the absence of love, love is always there …. Its just that one loves t0o much and other loves t0o many.., :-)

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”