lion roar 3 times
What happen when Lion roar 3 times.
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Don’t know
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‘Tom & Jerry’ cartoon starts
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Woman TONGUE Man Eye
Woman’s TONGUE
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And
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Man’s EYE,
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Relax only
when they Die ;)
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai
Chaand Ko Guroor Hai Ki,
Uske Pass Noor Hai To Kya Hua,
Mujhe Bhi Guroor Hai,
Ki Mera Doast Langoor Hai…Ha!Ha! Ha!!!!!
RABB kare apko sab milay
RABB kare apko sab milay,
Himmat,
Izzat,
Rupiya,
Bangla,
Style,
Smile,
Personality,
Popularity,
car,
piyar,
aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gaya kya?
LAALCHI.
Could u fax me ur photo
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
bird and bush
Old phrase:
A bird in hand is better
than to in bush.
New phrase:
A boot on bush is
better than two in foot :)
The Nickname of Heaven
School, College and University
are the nickname of Heaven
or can be called Heaven on Earth.
Hmmmm…
That’s why it is said that,
“Couples are made in Heaven..!” :D
Male In Female
There is “MALE” in “FEMALE”
“HE” in “SHE”
“MEN” in “Women”
Why?..
Because,
Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai
Aurton Nein Ghusne Ki.
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Madam boli
SO SWEET
BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai
Subah 5 baje phansi
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d