Category: Funny SMS

School, College and University

are the nickname of Heaven

or can be called Heaven on Earth.

Hmmmm…

That’s why it is said that,

“Couples are made in Heaven..!” :D

There is “MALE” in “FEMALE”
“HE” in “SHE”
“MEN” in “Women”

Why?..

Because,

Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai
Aurton Nein Ghusne Ki.

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

Fakeer: pehle aap 10 rupe dete the, phir 5, ab 1 rupya Q?

Admi: pehly me knwara tha, phr shadi ki, ab bache hen

Fkeer: bht khob,mtlb mery paiso sy ghr chala rhy ho…..

Funny Facts of Indian Movies

1. Atleast one of the identical twins is born evil.!

2. while defusing a bomb,
dnt worry which wire to cut,
You will alwayz choose the right one!

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up,
but will show pain wen a woman is trying to clean his wound!

4. A detective can solve a case only wen he’s suspended from duty!

5. If u decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps

Do You Know Common Girls Name In Universities

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Think
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Ans= Only 4

1-Teri wali

2-meri wali

3-teri bhabhi

4-meri bhabhi

Ha
Ha
Ha

,

If I disturb you

I’m sorry!

But I need

To say

I

Love

To Disturb you

Do what you can do.

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!