Category: Funny SMS

Fakeer: pehle aap 10 rupe dete the, phir 5, ab 1 rupya Q?

Admi: pehly me knwara tha, phr shadi ki, ab bache hen

Fkeer: bht khob,mtlb mery paiso sy ghr chala rhy ho…..

Funny Facts of Indian Movies

1. Atleast one of the identical twins is born evil.!

2. while defusing a bomb,
dnt worry which wire to cut,
You will alwayz choose the right one!

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up,
but will show pain wen a woman is trying to clean his wound!

4. A detective can solve a case only wen he’s suspended from duty!

5. If u decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps

Do You Know Common Girls Name In Universities

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Think
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Ans= Only 4

1-Teri wali

2-meri wali

3-teri bhabhi

4-meri bhabhi

Ha
Ha
Ha

,

If I disturb you

I’m sorry!

But I need

To say

I

Love

To Disturb you

Do what you can do.

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

WHOS GUILTY ???

Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts

“Quick .. My husband is back”.

Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises

“dammit i am the husband”.

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!