i am the husband
WHOS GUILTY ???
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts
“Quick .. My husband is back”.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises
“dammit i am the husband”.
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fastest ways of communication
Three fastest ways of communication
3. Telephone
2. Television
1. Tell a woman
.
.
If Need more speed
?
?
Also advise her
.
.
“KISY NU DASSI NA”
What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
First class in B.Ed
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!
You are a DOG…
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
life has so much 2 teach us
Life has so much 2 teach us.
1 famous Chinese poet said
“Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun ping pingo ching”
Really touching na?
Mere to ansu agaey thy.
A man went to hell
A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said “u can do that” after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”
lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire
Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor
main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire
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