There’s a bomb in my garden!
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
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Good Bad Luck
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows
the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)
boy to nurse in hospital
BOY TO NURSE IN HOSPITAL:
I-LOVE-YOU
YOU JUST STOLEN MY HEART
NURSE: NO WAY
WE JUST TOOK YOUR KIDNEY
3 pathan motorcycle per ja rhy thay
3 pathan motorcycle per ja rhy thay
Ek trafic police waly ne inhay roka to pathan bola:
Oye pagal pehly he 3 bethy hain tu kahan bethy ga.
When she is in problem again
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Some Beautiful Lines for you
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na…??
Load Shading Ka Bara Masla Hay
!”””@”””””””!- l G
!”””@”””””””!-
l Genrator !-/
“O””””””””O”
load shading ka bara masla hay socha aap ko generator bhej dun
ab na kehna k mushkil wqt me yaad nahin Kia
Funny Poetry of Faraz
1. Kisi ka jotha Peny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya.!
2. Mai apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad.!
3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhr di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi “Mahi aayy ga ty phullan nal dharti sajawan gi.!
4. Balon me hath phair k pocha usne Faraz,
Tm ne Head & Shoulder lgaya hy Ya Painteen.!
5.Ye keh kr FARAZ nay larkiyon ko truck k nichay de dia
bachna ay haseeno lo main aa gia.
6.SMS kay andaaz judaa judaa say hain Faraz…
kisi nay toot kr SMS kiyay, or koi SMS pr k toot gya.
Latak’da Gujjar
Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce Banate
To Un K Naam Kuch Youn Hote.
1. Cliff Hanger: Latak’da Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.