Category: Funny SMS

A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:

If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”

If Tails, “I ll watch TV”

&

If it stands on the edge,”I’ll study”

Cigrette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam kar deta hai

aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10min barha deta hai

moral:

hasday jao tay peenday jao

Jholay lal.. :-)

Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she
will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.

Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se bndha hua tha,

Batao wo 7 feet door pri Ghaas kese khaye ga?

Haar Maan Li ?

Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi….

Another brilliant pathan student.

Teacher :- What is common between Allama Iqbal and
Quaid-e-Azam?

Pathan ;
“Both were born on govt holidays”

Sari Zindagi Kar K Barbad
Ishq Ki Lazzat Chakh Li Hai,

Us Ne Bhi Burqa Pehan Liya,
Hum Ne Bhi Daarhi Rakh Li Hai…

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman

What do we learn from this?

Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman ;-)

Think Big.
Think Positive.
Think Smart.
Think Beautiful.
Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u,
so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”