Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa
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Bs AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye…
Na khawahish hai sitaaron ki..
Na tamana hai bahaaron ki..
Bs AAp jaise ek dost mil jaye…
Jo mat maar de saaron ki
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)
bachelor again
A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate
outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife,
so
M.A is married again.
Biggest Joke of The Century
Biggest joke of the century
“Computer and mobile were
invented to save our time”
Best punishment for a woman
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air
A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:
If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch TV”
&
If it stands on the edge,”I’ll study”
smoker never dies
Every cigarate you smoke,
decreses your life by 5 minuts.
Sex increses your life by10 mintes.
So basic theme of equation is that
“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)
cigarette vs smile
Cigrette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam kar deta hai
aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10min barha deta hai
moral:
hasday jao tay peenday jao
Jholay lal.. :-)
Never kiss a police woman
Never kiss a police woman.
she ‘ll say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she
will say next plz. Always kiss a teacher.
She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.