Two Ways To Rule A Girl
There are Two Ways
To Rule A Girl or Women
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Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS…….. ….
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
love and arrange
Difference between Love and Arrange Marriage.
Hum khud ja kar kunway me giren
to wo love marriage hai.
10 lob mil kar dhakka dein
to wo arrange marriage hai.
to be continue
A boy going in car,
suddenly he saw a girl
laying in middle of the road
he came out and
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Are u sure u love me & no1 else?
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Most important source of finance
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
hum zindagi ko manane nikle
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manane nikle,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewane nikle,
Jab b usay dil ka hal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikle..
mystery of maths
Biggest mystery of Maths:
1000 of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crore’s of formulas made,
but still…..
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“X” is unknown!!!