Category: Funny SMS

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow

Two boys are fighting in Lucknow

1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge

tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein

gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.

2nd: Tu huzur phir hum bhi aap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe

aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.

Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha

Ay mry Mola!

Sb So Rhy Hn r Ma Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hon

Sath Wli Charpai Se Awz ai

Bgairta!Apni Dua Mang,Sadi Shikayat na la

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”

tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”

Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai