today I saw your duplicate.
Today I saw your duplicate.
I said hello
But
He did not give answer
I felt very bad.
Than he finished his banana
&
Jumped on another tree.
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population of India
A Teacher lecturing on “Population”
In India after every 10 second
a woman gives birth to a child.
A Sardar stands up and says
“We must find and stop that Woman”
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,
karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar…….
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
Saas nay apnay 3 Damaadon ki azmaya
SAAS
nay apnay 3
Damaadon ki Mohobbat azmanay k liye
un k samnay Darya mein chalang laga di …
1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia !!
Uss ko saas ki trf sy CAR mil gaee
2nd day yehi drama hua …
2sre Damaad nay bacha lia !!
Usy Motor Cycle inam mili
3rd day repeated !!
3sre damaad nay socha mere liye Cycle hi reh gayee hai …
kya zarurat hai bachanay ki !!
SAAS doob gayee
Aglay din Uss Damaad ko
MERCEDEZ mil gayee !!
SUSSAR ki taraf se..
Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe
Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon
I Smile and I Laugh
I smile because you’re my family…
I laugh because there’s nothing
you can do about it…!
cash for the new year
To all my friends and relatives,
who sent me love, luck and
best wishes for last year.
Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Please send me the cash for new year.
thanks
small enemy group is attacking
Solider to General: Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking…
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt…
“After enemy defeat”
Solider: Sir why d red shirt??
General: In red shirt if i shot, my soldiers would’nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged.
Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking..
GENERAL: Hurry up!
Bring me My Yellow Trousers… ;
New Generation Facebook Poem
New Generation Facebook Poem
Chatting chatting, yes mama..
Girlfriend setting?
No mama..
Telling lie?
No mama..
Open ur facebook, ha ha ha ;)