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SAAS
nay apnay 3
Damaadon ki Mohobbat azmanay k liye
un k samnay Darya mein chalang laga di …
1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia !!
Uss ko saas ki trf sy CAR mil gaee
2nd day yehi drama hua …
2sre Damaad nay bacha lia !!
Usy Motor Cycle inam mili
3rd day repeated !!
3sre damaad nay socha mere liye Cycle hi reh gayee hai …
kya zarurat hai bachanay ki !!
SAAS doob gayee
Aglay din Uss Damaad ko
MERCEDEZ mil gayee !!
SUSSAR ki taraf se..
Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon
I smile because you’re my family…
I laugh because there’s nothing
you can do about it…!
To all my friends and relatives,
who sent me love, luck and
best wishes for last year.
Unfortunately it didn’t work.
Please send me the cash for new year.
thanks
Solider to General: Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking…
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt…
“After enemy defeat”
Solider: Sir why d red shirt??
General: In red shirt if i shot, my soldiers would’nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged.
Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking..
GENERAL: Hurry up!
Bring me My Yellow Trousers… ;
New Generation Facebook Poem
Chatting chatting, yes mama..
Girlfriend setting?
No mama..
Telling lie?
No mama..
Open ur facebook, ha ha ha ;)
Life has so much 2 teach us.
1 famous Chinese poet said
“Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun ping pingo ching”
Really touching na?
Mere to ansu agaey thy.
I want to dedicate a song
only and only for you.
“karan mein nazara jadon teri tasveer da,
painda ae pulaikha meno KHUSRAY BASHIR da.”
Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR
Height of patriotism.
You sitting on an English toilet
in Pakistani style…. :D
Proud to be Pakistani
