Category: Funny SMS

Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow

Two boys are fighting in Lucknow

1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge

tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein

gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.

2nd: Tu huzur phir hum bhi aap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe

aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…..Ha!Ha!Ha!…….

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass

“GLAD FEEL KARO”

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

English and Urdu always contradict each other:

1-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

2-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

3-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhul..dil se ojhul

4-Fight for ur rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

5-As wise as an Owl.
Ullo ka patha!;-)

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

Golden Words By Drivers

¤Tu lang ja sadi khair ay.

¤zid na kr GUJAR aap bara zidi ay.

¤Horn do rasta lo.

¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr.

¤ Nasib apna apna.

¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.

¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rksha chalaya.

¤Plat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,

Agr tu honda rakhta hai to chingchi hum b rkhte hain.

¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr.

¤Mere sajan dua krna.

¤Hum chalay dunia jalay.

¤No wait no late.

¤Chal pgli

Judge, Mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia ha?

Mujrim

1 Nokia N95

5 Karor Rupay

USA ka Visa

Shadi or 4 Bachay jo apko “NANA” kahen…!

Answer these questions.

1. Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali?

2. Shohr ki zindgi phly khatam hoti hai ya B.V ki fermaishain?

3. Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain tou Saas ki dua ko kia kahain gay?

4. Girl friend or ghalat friend main kia farq hai?

5. GEO TV py jeeny ki khabrain ziada ati hain ya merny marny ki?

6. Baraf ziada thandi hoti hai ya baraf ka pani?

7. Ch. Shujjat husain ki urdu ziada mushkil hai ya srhad walon ki pushto?

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..