Category: Funny SMS

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

PATHAN: Jab hum chota tha tab hum Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gya tha

Dosra

PATHAN: Tum marr gya tha ya bach gya tha?

Pathan: hum ko yaad nahi,

hum bohat chota tha :)

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

what is 143 ?

i love you ?

no,

i hate you ?

no,

i miss you ?

no,

i wish you ?

no,

143 means………….

ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE…… Laughing

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows
the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:

“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

Meri Muhabbat ko DHoka Dey Kar Kisi 0r K Sath Bhaag Gai
Meri Raani ! ! ! !

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MarJani MarJani
Khasma Nu Khaye
MarJani ! ! !

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!