Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
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3 new girl friends.
Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
Women have 4 types of sex
Women have 4 types of sex.
One is asthmatic “ah aah ah aah”,
2nd obedient “yes..oh yes!”,
3rd greedy “more..more..plz”,
4th religious “oh god..oh..my god”.
The subscriber cannot be reached
If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Concept of Cricketers
-Concept of Cricketers –
Afridi: Do Or Die
Gayle: Do Before You Die
Gilgrist: Don’t Die Until You Do
&
Misbah ul Haq: Play Until Bowlers Die !!;-)
Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari
Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari
Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi
Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari
Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI
If u have 1 father, call me
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.
Chemical symbols & sardar
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!