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Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

Posted on March 14, 2025 by Shining Spirit

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Man on right & women on left

Posted on March 2, 2025 by Shining Spirit

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

when I want to listen you

Posted on February 23, 2025 by Shining Spirit

When I miss you,

I read your SMS.

When I want to see you,

I just close my eyes.

and

When I want to listen you,

I simply throw a stone over a Donkey.

modern employer

Posted on February 17, 2025 by Shining Spirit

What is the definition of a modern employer?

Modern employer is the one

who is looking for men

between ages 25 and 30

with 40 years experience!

inner beauty

Posted on February 16, 2025 by Shining Spirit

Beauty is not how you look.

Its not how beautiful you are.

Its not your figure.

Beauty is the inner self.

So always wear

colorful undergarments.

i thought it was empty

Posted on February 14, 2025 by Shining Spirit

The X-Ray report of your brain:

10gm Mitti
10gm Knkar Pathr
25type k kirey makorey
5gm makri k jaale

500gm bhusa

Kamal he.!

I thought it was empty.!

No 1 will touch ur mom

Posted on February 12, 2025 by Shining Spirit

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”