when i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
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Life Was Much Better
Life Was Much Better
When Apples And Blackberries
Were Just Fruits!
– Bill Gates :)
Pathan ki mangni hoi
Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?
seriously hottest kiss
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
Bathroom SMS – Public Toilet Message
Bathroom SMS – Public Toilet Message
Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief,
And Go like a King….
This Slogan was written on a..
Public Toilet Door.
When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Missed You The First Time
Sometimes giving someone
A second chance is like giving them
an extra bullet for their gun
coz they missed you the first time.
Nokia Rajnikant R Series Mobile Phone
Nokia launching Rajnikant ‘R’ series in 2012.
Features: 20 SIMS, Battery standby: 1 year, 1000 GB memory,
100 megapixels camera, TV, oven,
washing machine, fridge,
AC, mini rocket launcher, mini AK-47
& the new special feature 24G
in which u can meet the person & talk directly :P
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…
Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
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.
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..
How Did You Know
Kid: Mom,did you see me before I was born?
Mom: No, I didn’t
Kid: Then after I was born
how did you know its me?
These kind of kids become external examiner for viva:D