what is 143 ?
what is 143 ?
i love you ?
no,
i hate you ?
no,
i miss you ?
no,
i wish you ?
no,
143 means………….
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE…… Laughing
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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti
Good Bad Luck
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows
the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)
Do Not Make Noise
Height 0f attitude,
A sleeping beggar puts up
a notice board in front of him:
“Please do not make noise by
dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)
A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND
On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay…?
GIRL : LUX…!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raz hay.
marjani marjani
Meri Muhabbat ko DHoka Dey Kar Kisi 0r K Sath Bhaag Gai
Meri Raani ! ! ! !
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MarJani MarJani
Khasma Nu Khaye
MarJani ! ! !
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
today I saw your duplicate.
Today I saw your duplicate.
I said hello
But
He did not give answer
I felt very bad.
Than he finished his banana
&
Jumped on another tree.
population of India
A Teacher lecturing on “Population”
In India after every 10 second
a woman gives birth to a child.
A Sardar stands up and says
“We must find and stop that Woman”
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..