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Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever
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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…
Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe
BOY TO NURSE IN HOSPITAL:
I-LOVE-YOU
YOU JUST STOLEN MY HEART
NURSE: NO WAY
WE JUST TOOK YOUR KIDNEY
3 pathan motorcycle per ja rhy thay
Ek trafic police waly ne inhay roka to pathan bola:
Oye pagal pehly he 3 bethy hain tu kahan bethy ga.
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na…??
!”””@”””””””!- l G
!”””@”””””””!-
l Genrator !-/
“O””””””””O”
load shading ka bara masla hay socha aap ko generator bhej dun
ab na kehna k mushkil wqt me yaad nahin Kia
Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce Banate
To Un K Naam Kuch Youn Hote.
1. Cliff Hanger: Latak’da Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.
