Aisi apni wife ho
aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..
Today I met Mario..
I greeted him n asked ” Do You Remember Me ?”
He said “No”
I said ” Rascal! I lost my whole childhood to save your girlfriend..!
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS TO PASSENGER:
WILL YOU TAKE MEAL?
PASSENGER: WHAT ARE THE CHOICES?
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AIR HOSTESS : YES OR NO…!
Hoti “hy” bari zalim yaktarfa mohabbat.. !”
“FARAZ”
Wo yaad to aatay “hain”pr yaad nahi kartay……… !”
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
Gal sono g asi pagal twaday pichay,
tusi pagal kisay hor pichay,
agon ö pagal kisay hor pichay,
HI ALLAH G,,,
saray pagal AGAY PICHAY.
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D
