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In order to get job in a good company,
A boy need 100%talent
But
A girl need only 4% talent remaining is
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 )
=96%
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
GrL: Papa,1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i LuVv yEw bolA,
kya karu ??
Fathr: ßeta usse shadi kr le,
Zindgi mai agr dubara boley to mera nam badal dena …
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
Sardar goes to hotel & orders a chicken.
Waiter: French or Chinese?
Sardar: Jjèrra mrzi lè aa, mèin kèrra oday nal gallaan krniya nè…….
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”
Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
U Know whose that boy?
Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
Ek larki thi diwani c
Mobile lekr chalti thi
Nazren jhuka k
Shrma k
Mobile me jane kya dekha krti thi
Kuch kehna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se darti thi
Jb b milti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota he?
Ye ON kese hota he?
Or me sirf yehi kehta tha!
Ye mobile nhi
TV ka=REMOTE= hy=
