In a bath room a boy touches a girl
In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
U Know whose that boy?
Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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Ek larki thi diwani c
Ek larki thi diwani c
Mobile lekr chalti thi
Nazren jhuka k
Shrma k
Mobile me jane kya dekha krti thi
Kuch kehna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se darti thi
Jb b milti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota he?
Ye ON kese hota he?
Or me sirf yehi kehta tha!
Ye mobile nhi
TV ka=REMOTE= hy=
Muje Circus dekhna he!
Son: Muje Circus dekhna he!
Dad: Me masrof hun.
Son: Wahan 1 Nangi Larrki Cheete pe sawari krti he.
Dad: Chalo chalte hen..kafi din hue Cheeta nahi dekha
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
o my master
Application 4 Leave:
O My Master
When I CoMe
Goday Goday Water
Rain ChuM ChuM
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me DharaM
Thaly My Bag
& Utay I M
Is Liye 2day
i Can’t COMe
Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho
Wife: Jab tum DESI pitey ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho,
Jab WHISKY pitey hoto DARLING kehte ho,
Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh mai hun!
Life ho to aisi
Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?
Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
philosophy of a smoker
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
Ministry of Water And Power
Do you know that the pleasure of making love
in the dark is 10 times stronger
than when the light is on?
Do you know that taking bath together
with your partner under shower
increases your love by 20 times?
A public service message by
“ministry of water and power”
to save electricity and water :-)