Employer need responsible
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
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PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS
PRETTY PIA AIR HOSTESS TO PASSENGER:
WILL YOU TAKE MEAL?
PASSENGER: WHAT ARE THE CHOICES?
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AIR HOSTESS : YES OR NO…!
Wo yaad to aatay “hain” pr yaad nahi kartay
Hoti “hy” bari zalim yaktarfa mohabbat.. !”
“FARAZ”
Wo yaad to aatay “hain”pr yaad nahi kartay……… !”
wrote your name
I wrote your name on sand
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart
& i got Heart Attack.
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D
Baba Boy and Girl
1 Baba Ka Paon Boy K Paon p Agya
Baba:Sorry!
Boy:ShutUp!
KUCH Der Bad 1 Girl Ka Paon Boy K Paon P Agya
Girl:Sorry!
Boy:Its Ok!
Baba:Na Mri Sory Dy Spelng galt c
sania mirza now becomes your
Appeal to all the Pakistani brothers.
Sania Mirza now becomes your sister-in-law.
So in her tennis matches,
don’t stare her like dog,
give her some respect.
Height of Facebook
Height of Facebook
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BOY to GIRL: what do u like?
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GIRL: I like salman khan,amir khan & 52 other pages :p :D