Dulha to Dulhan: kuch nai hoga
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
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AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA
Aik sardar ji ghar aae to sochne lage
k aaj kia khas kam kerna tha
Sochte rahe
Sochte rahe
Raat 4 bajay yaad aaya
AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA!!
Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
caught sleeping together
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class :-)
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay :p
Hahaha, I am joking
A
B
C
D
A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
E
F
G
E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
H
I
J
H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING
Love is possible after friendship
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
why always me
Everybody wants
someone special
someone innocent
someone nice
someone cool
someone sweet
someone cute
someone intelligent
But why always ME, ME and ME..???
Susti ki intiha
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)