1 pathan airhostess se
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
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Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…
you have been trained
Never ask for hug,
Just take it.
Never ask do you love me,
Just say I love you.
Never say I can’t live without you,
Just say I live for you.
You have been trained.
Now go and flirt :)
bachay hi niklain gay
School ki ghanti,
Ghareeb ka darwaza,
…….
Jab bhi bajao gay
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Bachay hi niklain gay:)
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“Paj K Jao Tey Raj K Aao.
Kisses Each Finger
A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger
On The Hotel Managers Lips
Manager Kisses Each Finger
Girl:
Now Tell Your Boss
There Is No Tissue Paper In The Toilet:-P
Chances of my recovering?
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
50% of sardars are not donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
police ky litar khane Se Koi Mar To Nai Jata Faraz
police ky litar khane Se Koi Mar To Nai Jata Faraz
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Bus Pedal Chalne K Andaz Badal Jate Hain…
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR