Category: Funny SMS

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.

Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…;):D:D

1 Baba Ka Paon Boy K Paon p Agya

Baba:Sorry!

Boy:ShutUp!

KUCH Der Bad 1 Girl Ka Paon Boy K Paon P Agya

Girl:Sorry!

Boy:Its Ok!

Baba:Na Mri Sory Dy Spelng galt c

Appeal to all the Pakistani brothers.

Sania Mirza now becomes your sister-in-law.

So in her tennis matches,

don’t stare her like dog,

give her some respect.

Height of Facebook
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BOY to GIRL: what do u like?
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GIRL: I like salman khan,amir khan & 52 other pages :p :D

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

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