Category: Funny SMS

Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied

with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife

Because there is always

a better model in neighborhood.

Hi all,

Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day

Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.

But reply me 1st ;)

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..

Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

GrL: Papa,1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i LuVv yEw bolA,

kya karu ??

Fathr: ßeta usse shadi kr le,

Zindgi mai agr dubara boley to mera nam badal dena …

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!

Sardar goes to hotel & orders a chicken.

Waiter: French or Chinese?

Sardar: Jjèrra mrzi lè aa, mèin kèrra oday nal gallaan krniya nè…….