Category: Funny SMS

Appeal to all the Pakistani brothers.

Sania Mirza now becomes your sister-in-law.

So in her tennis matches,

don’t stare her like dog,

give her some respect.

Height of Facebook
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BOY to GIRL: what do u like?
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GIRL: I like salman khan,amir khan & 52 other pages :p :D

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

If u want to drive “MERCEDEZE

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Wish to go

“SWITZER LAND”

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Like to live in

“5 star hotel”

Then visit our website

“www . Beta Apni Oqat Men Raho . com”

chorr diye wo sb Dhanday..

jin k thay anjaam Ganday..

poora mahina Naik kaam mein bitayein gay..

ab Eid k baad he koi neyi Bachi phasayein gay ;-)

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,

Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

People say:
Nothing is impossible
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but I do nothing everyday :-p

Three method to catch a Tiger

1.NEWTON’S METHOD:
Allow the tiger to catch you and catch the tiger

2.EINSTIEN’S METHOD:
Chase the Tiger until it becomes tired. Then catch it.

3.PAKISTAN POLICE METHOD:
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it’s a Tiger;-)