Category: Funny SMS

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Peechay Hat jaen.
Sms garmi se pagal ho gaya hai

Santa:yar tumne school
Ana kyu chhod diya?
Bnta: yar actually mere
dad keh rahe the ek hi
jagah bar-bar jane se
izzat kam ho jati hai!

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.

Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Nokia launching Rajnikant ‘R’ series in 2012.

Features: 20 SIMS, Battery standby: 1 year, 1000 GB memory,

100 megapixels camera, TV, oven,

washing machine, fridge,

AC, mini rocket launcher, mini AK-47

& the new special feature 24G

in which u can meet the person & talk directly :P

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost k Liye

khlus Se Dua Krta Hy

To Wo Dua Us k Dost k Haq Me Baad Me

OR pehle Us k Apne Haq Me Qubol Hoti Hy

ALLAH KARY TERI SHADI HO JAYE,

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them