Category: Funny SMS

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

Don’t Laugh now

IDEAS, LIBERTY, TRUST & FREEDOM

are 4 important things

for a nation to be successful.

BUT

We live in a country where:

‘IDEAS’ is a clothing store,

‘LIBERTY’ is  name of a market,

and

‘TRUST’ & ‘FREEDOM’ are condom brands

Lollzz :-P

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

Every walk of life will contain
ups & downs
flowers & thorns
rocks & sand
fire & ice
So my sincere advice 2 you is
“juti pa k phirya kro”
Good Morning

Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:
To Get Married

Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:
Your Daughter!

In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.