Category: Funny SMS

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”

Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

Power of Mathematics

One day a box wasn’t opening.

Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open

Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open

Physician came, applied all forces but no change

Even the biologist failed

mathematician came & said

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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
U Know whose that boy?
Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Ek larki thi diwani c

Mobile lekr chalti thi

Nazren jhuka k

Shrma k

Mobile me jane kya dekha krti thi

Kuch kehna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se darti thi

Jb b milti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota he?

Ye ON kese hota he?

Or me sirf yehi kehta tha!

Ye mobile nhi
TV ka=REMOTE= hy=

Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.

Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)