Category: Funny SMS

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied

with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife

Because there is always

a better model in neighborhood.

Hi all,

Let get stupid and Celeberate Miss call day

Send dis msg to ur frnds n get misbels in reply.

But reply me 1st ;)

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..

Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

GrL: Papa,1 Larka Mujhe 2 BAR i LuVv yEw bolA,

kya karu ??

Fathr: ßeta usse shadi kr le,

Zindgi mai agr dubara boley to mera nam badal dena …

TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!

Sardar goes to hotel & orders a chicken.

Waiter: French or Chinese?

Sardar: Jjèrra mrzi lè aa, mèin kèrra oday nal gallaan krniya nè…….

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? ”

Pathan herat se…
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”