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Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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.
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
U Know whose that boy?
Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
Ek larki thi diwani c
Mobile lekr chalti thi
Nazren jhuka k
Shrma k
Mobile me jane kya dekha krti thi
Kuch kehna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se darti thi
Jb b milti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota he?
Ye ON kese hota he?
Or me sirf yehi kehta tha!
Ye mobile nhi
TV ka=REMOTE= hy=
Son: Muje Circus dekhna he!
Dad: Me masrof hun.
Son: Wahan 1 Nangi Larrki Cheete pe sawari krti he.
Dad: Chalo chalte hen..kafi din hue Cheeta nahi dekha
Wife: Jab tum DESI pitey ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho,
Jab WHISKY pitey hoto DARLING kehte ho,
Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh mai hun!
Life ho to aise…
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko mangni,
Thursday ko barat,
Friday ko fighting,
Satursday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next.
Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
The great PHILOSOPHY from
a passionate smoker:
“I always think of leaving cigaratte”
But
for thinking I need a cigaratte.
Dulhen: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5,4.
Do you know that the pleasure of making love
in the dark is 10 times stronger
than when the light is on?
Do you know that taking bath together
with your partner under shower
increases your love by 20 times?
A public service message by
“ministry of water and power”
to save electricity and water :-)
