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ek din jab wo sham ko aai colege me
me ne us se aankh larai colege me
uper se aa gae us k aba jan
ho gai apni khub dhulai colege me
bandh gae mujh ko zalim khambay se
puch na kese raat bitai colege me
haddi pusli tuti he to JANA phir
mujh ko ulfat raas na aai colege me
kuch din bad wo ghar per aa ker yun boli
kyun nahi aatay faraz bhai colege me
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
IDEAS, LIBERTY, TRUST & FREEDOM
are 4 important things
for a nation to be successful.
BUT
We live in a country where:
‘IDEAS’ is a clothing store,
‘LIBERTY’ is name of a market,
and
‘TRUST’ & ‘FREEDOM’ are condom brands
Lollzz :-P
She is hot!
She is sweet!
She always needs a lip for kiss!
whole world is made for her!
Who is she?
.
.
.
do you know?
Answer = Tea
take her and enjoy her.
Romance depends on age.
18 year-din rat
28 yrs-har rat
38yrs-hr jumerat
48 yrs-sirf chand rat.
58yrs-sirf jazbat
68yrs,nhi krte buri bat
7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D
Every walk of life will contain
ups & downs
flowers & thorns
rocks & sand
fire & ice
So my sincere advice 2 you is
“juti pa k phirya kro”
Good Morning
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?
Employee:
To Get Married
Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?
Employee:
Your Daughter!
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
