Category: Funny SMS

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost k Liye

khlus Se Dua Krta Hy

To Wo Dua Us k Dost k Haq Me Baad Me

OR pehle Us k Apne Haq Me Qubol Hoti Hy

ALLAH KARY TERI SHADI HO JAYE,

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

Spain, in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana, in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

India, in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

Don’t Laugh now

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

IDEAS, LIBERTY, TRUST & FREEDOM

are 4 important things

for a nation to be successful.

BUT

We live in a country where:

‘IDEAS’ is a clothing store,

‘LIBERTY’ is  name of a market,

and

‘TRUST’ & ‘FREEDOM’ are condom brands

Lollzz :-P