Stupid Woman Would Marry You
Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?
Employee:
To Get Married
Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?
Employee:
Your Daughter!
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Modern Meaning Of Pakistan
Modern Meaning Of Pakistan
P : Pyaar
A : Amn
K : Khushaali
I : Insaaf
S : Security
T : Taraqqi
A : Aazad Zindgi
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N : Not Available..
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
Advices For Safe Life
Two Best advices for safe life:
1. Always speak the truth, No matter how bitter and
harsh it is..
2. Run immediately after saying it…
evolution of man
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”
Parha Likha Berozgar
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.
GIRLS have STUPID specialty
GIRLS have STUPID specialty..!
They get
WET without
BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY!
They give
MILK widout
eating GRASS
Make
BONELESS
things HARD!
Break Their Bones
Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They have only one of it. :-(
Break their bones. :-p
They have 206 of them. :-D
A lawyer to another lawyer
A lawyer to another lawyer
i have fight the case of my client
he was accused to handling fake currency
so i win the case and set free my client
but when he paid my fee
this is also in the fake currency
multi boyfrnds
Today’s girl havng multi Boyfrndz::
Jaaz Boyfrnd: hello darling
Girl: Aur Sunao ;)
Ufone Boyfrnd: kya tumhre dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to ho :)
Zong Boyfrnd: tumhe Chand kahun phool kahun,,,kya kahun?
Girl: sab keh do
Telenor Boyfrnd: kya har larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: yahi hai dhun sab ki.