walk of life will contain
Every walk of life will contain
ups & downs
flowers & thorns
rocks & sand
fire & ice
So my sincere advice 2 you is
“juti pa k phirya kro”
Good Morning
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In heaven together we were in a big hall
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
Stupid Woman Would Marry You
Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?
Employee:
To Get Married
Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?
Employee:
Your Daughter!
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
Modern Meaning Of Pakistan
Modern Meaning Of Pakistan
P : Pyaar
A : Amn
K : Khushaali
I : Insaaf
S : Security
T : Taraqqi
A : Aazad Zindgi
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Advices For Safe Life
Two Best advices for safe life:
1. Always speak the truth, No matter how bitter and
harsh it is..
2. Run immediately after saying it…
Parha Likha Berozgar
TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?
STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.
GIRLS have STUPID specialty
GIRLS have STUPID specialty..!
They get
WET without
BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY!
They give
MILK widout
eating GRASS
Make
BONELESS
things HARD!
evolution of man
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”
Break Their Bones
Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They have only one of it. :-(
Break their bones. :-p
They have 206 of them. :-D