Category: Funny SMS

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Principal 2 Students

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!

Pagal hain woh log jo

lerki ko “MiSS” karte hain

“MiSS” karna hai tu “Machron” ko kero

jo “Apni” jaan per kheel kar

ap ko “KISS” karte hain.

World ‘s shortest jokes:

2 Women sitting quietly!

2 pathan playing chess!

GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?!

U r so beautiful

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”