Category: Funny SMS

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Work Only For MONEY

The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:

I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyalty,
Hire A DOG.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Kid: Mom,did you see me before I was born?

Mom: No, I didn’t

Kid: Then after I was born

how did you know its me?

These kind of kids become external examiner for viva:D

Washroom Songs!

In Case Of Normal:

“Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia”

In Case Of Lose Motions:

“Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk”

In Case Of Kabz:

“Na Tu Aay Gi

Na Hi Chain Ayega”

In Case Of Gas Trouble:

“Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De”

Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom

Juda Ho K Bi

Tu Mujh Main Kahin Baqi Hai

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah