Category: Funny SMS

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: how did u feel?

He replied: Dad it was wonderful.

Everyone was clapping for me

Moral: Take everything positively

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Why can’t Facebook be my job?
I’m always on time.
I never call in sick.
I never complain about being there
and I work overtime.

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja”
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
“ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ………”

Meri Muhabt ko DHoka Dy Kr

Kisi 0r k Sath Bagh Gai Meri Raani ! ! ! !

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MarJani MarJani

Khasma No Khay MarJani

Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!