50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain
Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
So enjoY!!
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Jesi Marzi Shakal Bana Lo
(!.!)Crying
(‘;’)Angry
(‘:’)Bored
(‘-‘) Proud
(‘o’) Hungry
(‘?’) Confused
(-.-) Sleepy
JESI MARZI SHAKAL BANA LO
MERA SMS to Daily Ayega
there is only one boy
There is only one boy.
who is allowed to touch,
every part of a girl’s body.
Approved and reliable
Guess who is that boy..?
That’s
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LIFEBOY :-)
just leave it
Some people have nice Eyes,
Some people have nice Face,
Some People have nice Smile.
But you have
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.
.
.
Just Leave It…!
TV kiyu nahi le gaye?
Lala: kal raat chor mere ghar se TV k siwa sab kuch le gaye.
Police: TV kiyu nahi le gaye?
Lala: TV to men dekh raha tha…
Oxygen Is More Important
People Say That You Can’t Live Without Love…
But I Think…. . .. . . . . .
Oxygen Is More Important……!:-D
Tak lai sajjan teri yaari
Tak lai sajjan teri yaari
Kadi miss_call v tu nai maari
Idhar,odhar lamiyan callan
Mukk jaye balance saadi vaari
10 din light na aavay Sajna
Khatam ho jaye battery teri
saari
Sub numbran te msg pye hovan
Aon na signal sadi vaari
Ladies first tay sari rati jagain,
Tay Neendar Aa Jandi ay Sadi Vari
Das Day Sajnan Bus Iko Wari,
Ki Mout Pendi Ai Saadi Vari.