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Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari
Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari
Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi
Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari
Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
.
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai…?
Asmaan ne kaha: Buhat buland hoti hai.
Saagar ne kaha: Buhat gehri hoti hai.
Aap ne kaha: Haaein …… woh kya hoti hai :)
Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
