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Tak lai sajjan teri yaari

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Tak lai sajjan teri yaari

Kadi miss_call v tu nai maari

Idhar,odhar lamiyan callan

Mukk jaye balance saadi vaari

10 din light na aavay Sajna

Khatam ho jaye battery teri
saari

Sub numbran te msg pye hovan

Aon na signal sadi vaari

Ladies first tay sari rati jagain,

Tay Neendar Aa Jandi ay Sadi Vari

Das Day Sajnan Bus Iko Wari,

Ki Mout Pendi Ai Saadi Vari.

answer these funny questions

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Answer these questions.

1. Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali?

2. Shohr ki zindgi phly khatam hoti hai ya B.V ki fermaishain?

3. Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain tou Saas ki dua ko kia kahain gay?

4. Girl friend or ghalat friend main kia farq hai?

5. GEO TV py jeeny ki khabrain ziada ati hain ya merny marny ki?

6. Baraf ziada thandi hoti hai ya baraf ka pani?

7. Ch. Shujjat husain ki urdu ziada mushkil hai ya srhad walon ki pushto?

Lecture on Sun

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!