age of drinks
age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
“GANGA JAL”
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Examiner taking practical of sardar
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Give me a pocket full of money
Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
dali ne dali par nazar dali
Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
Happy Diwali
Friendshipis a Sea and Friends are Fishes
Friendship
Is
A
Sea
&
Friends r fishes.
u r my golden fish.
i will keep u safe.
if u try to go away 4rm me
i will Fry u
I say she’s no good!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Modern Definition of Boyfriend
Modern Definition of Boyfriend
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A person who has to like all the status
and photos of his girlfriend
no matter how bad they are..! :D lol……
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night
Wo jo Mehboob Ki Yad me jagty Hain
Wo jo Mehboob Ki Yad me jagty Hain Tanha Raaton Ko,,,,
Sirf Wohi Bata Saktay hain K,
,
,
,
rat nu light kiny wjy jandi a
ty kiny wjyandi a?
Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge
Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,
marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,
god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper
bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.