Category: Funny SMS

Teacher: What is the age of your father?
Boy: The same age as mine,
Teacher: How?
Boy: When I was born,
same day he became father.

– A Deep Love Story –

Once Upon A Time True
Lovers Went For A Long
Walk,

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Remaining Story Will Be Published
When They Return … =P =D

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Height Of Bravery

Going Late 2 Class,

In Tore Jeans & messy hair.

Entring The Class Widout Permission

N Saying 2 Madam

“Hey Sweety! Carry On Dont Stop”  ;)

Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tabiat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karen

Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain.

Dawai achi terha hila kar istimal karain.

Dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi doli,

Subha sham khaney k bad aik goli,

Hum to ishq karny pe raza’mand hai,

Juma ko subha clinic band hai…

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)

Sher Sherni ko kiss karne laga

sherni ne roka or idhar udhar dekne lagi.

Sher:kya hua?

Sherni: dekh rahi hoon aas paas wo manhus

National Geographic wale to nahi hain.

Why do we drink water?
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Bcoz we cannot eat water. .
Taaaaalliyaaaan
Kasam sy bachpan say he genius hoon..;)