You Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day
Principal 2 Students
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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miss karna hai tu
Pagal hain woh log jo
lerki ko “MiSS” karte hain
“MiSS” karna hai tu “Machron” ko kero
jo “Apni” jaan per kheel kar
ap ko “KISS” karte hain.
Mohabat ho jati hai ya krni parti hai
Aaj ka sawal: Mohabat ho jati hai ya krni parti hai?
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Very simple !
Larki Khobsurat ho to ho jati hai,
Agar Ameer ho to krni prti hai:-)
shortest jokes
World ‘s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
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U r so beautiful
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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You are Sweet, Cute
and an Ultra Dynamic Personality..!!
You are one in a million with golden heart.
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Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”
special for you
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Age of Your Father
Teacher: What is the age of your father?
Boy: The same age as mine,
Teacher: How?
Boy: When I was born,
same day he became father.
A Deep Love Story
– A Deep Love Story –
Once Upon A Time True
Lovers Went For A Long
Walk,
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Remaining Story Will Be Published
When They Return … =P =D