keep sending sms
Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.
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Kash tum bakri hotay
Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..
Top 4 Funny Wishes
Top 4 Wishes
1) To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat.
who is sardar
How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
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Think?
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Very simple
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Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
jhoota peenay se mohabbat barhti hai faraz
jhoota peenay se mohabbat barhti hai faraz…
yeh keh keh k woh ullo ki patthi meri saari PEPSI pee gai :->
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
my policy is one day one fool…..!
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Only 20% boys have brains.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p
shortest love story
World’s Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled…
She Smiled…
Baby Cried…:p;->