Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.
Mariz: nahi
Doctor: kyun
Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna
mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?
Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya,
bell bajane par ek chota sa bacha bahir nikla
Admi:
Beta apke abu ghar par hain?
Bacha:
Ji wo to bazar gaye hue hain
Admi:
Acha apnay baray bhai ko bulao
Bacha:
Wo cricket khelne gaye hain
Admi:
Acha tumhari ami to ghar pe hongi?
Bacha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k sath picnic par gai hain
Admi jal kar bola:
To beta aap ghr me kyun bethe hain? Aap b kahin jaen.
Bacha:
“mein bhi apne dost k ghar aya hua hon”
Ramadan Iftar Party
You are invited from my side.
5thh-SEPTEMBER-2010
Al-Nahyan Hall
23rd Floor, Suite# 25
Burj-Ul-Arab DUBAI UAE.
Be there..And no Excuses please.
Beggar: Please give me 1 rupee,
I didn’t eat for last 3 days.
Man: What will you do with just 1 rupee?
Beggar: I’ll check how much weight I lose.
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.
English man: Good Evening,
How do you do…?
Sardar: Good Evening,
I take off my pants, sit & then do.
How do you do…?
Never Laugh At Your Girlfriend’s Choices,
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Coz
You Are One of Them… :P
Atif Aslam Ki Love Story:
Larki: who r u?
Atif: Main 1 fard hun .
Larki: Tm mera peecha kyun krte ho?
Atif: Ba’khuda tmhi ho her jaga tmhi ho.
Larki: Tm kya chahte ho?
Atif: Kese bataen q tujh ko chahen, yara bata na paen.
Larki: tm mere liye kya ker skte ho?
Atif: tere liye, jhoomun deewana ban k tere liye.
Larki Chamat maar k chali jati hai.
Atif: ab to aadat si hai mujh ko ese jeene mein..;-)
Nazar Mili To Woh Akeli Thi,
Dosti Hui To Woh Saheli Thi,
Payer Hua To Paheli Thi,
Jab Wo Kisi Aur K Saath Bhaag Gai To Pata Chala K
Woh To Sare Area Ki Chickni Chameli Thi
An elephant hs 5 bananas and he is hungry, but he does’nt eat bananas.y?
Bcoz thi bananas r made of plastic..
Next Q…
Da 5bananas r real but thi elephant does’nt eat it.y?
Coz da elephant is made of plastic.
Never giv up.
1 more Q.
Now
both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet he cant it..y?
Coz da bananas r in da TV.
Oooopps!!! Cool down
both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet he cant eat it.y?
Coz they r on difrnt chanels.
Hehehehehe
Ok sory
Both da elephant n da bananas r real in da TV n on da same chanel, bt yet cant eat it.y?
Cmon think….
Coz TV is OFF..
