Category: Funny SMS

Work Only For MONEY

The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:

I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyalty,
Hire A DOG.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Washroom Songs!

In Case Of Normal:

“Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia”

In Case Of Lose Motions:

“Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk”

In Case Of Kabz:

“Na Tu Aay Gi

Na Hi Chain Ayega”

In Case Of Gas Trouble:

“Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De”

Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom

Juda Ho K Bi

Tu Mujh Main Kahin Baqi Hai

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,

Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

Are you idiot?

Why you keep sending me SMS?

Who gave my number to you?

Never message me again.

Did I ever said that.

Than why don’t you sending SMS.

Top 4 Wishes
1) To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat.

Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..