Category: Funny SMS

A chines couple,

Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

got twin babies after marriage.

They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.

Next year they got one more baby.

They named Ye-Kia-Hua

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…

What’s the lesson for engineering students in 3 IDIOTS?

Engineering parh kar b medical ki bchi phsai ja skti ha.;-)

Pathan:Yara hum ko 1 hatora or keel chahiye computer k liye!

Shopkeepr: Par computer mei inka kya kaam?

Pthan: Oye yara hum ko computer mei Window lagana hai.

Work Only For MONEY

The Best And Daring Lines
0n The T-Shirt Of An Employee:

I Work Only For MONEY,
If You Want Loyalty,
Hire A DOG.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born