You Must Be Kidding
Boy: My father’s name is
LAUGHING and my mother’s
name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be kidding?
Boy: No, That’s my brother.
I’m JOKING….
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Be a millionare within few months
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”
Mein teri MAA nahi hon
1 Aurat Coke pi rahi thi k achank us men se 1 Machar nikla or Bola MAA
Aurat Boli Mein teri MAA nahi hon
Machar bola Aisa na bol MAA me teri Coke se nikla hon.
Fatman sitting in a train cabin
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Money wrapped in a rubber band?
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
woman make you a millionaire
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega …..
I will take either side
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.