Category: Funny SMS

Naka naka dumdum fursat

Shaka laka sumsum SMS

Ye AFRICAN Zuban me likha hy

Iska Urdu me mtlb hy

Naak me ungli marne se fursat mil jaye to SMS kr liya kro

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

1 Bar Hichki Aye Samjhna

i am Remembering U

2Bar Aye To

I Want 2 Meet U

3Bar AyeTo

I Miss U

Agar, phir se Aye

To Plz pani pee lena

Mujhe aur Bhi Kaam hai…

He+She= Love.

He+She+Love=Marriage.

He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.

AND

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.

So my dear friend

Be careful.

This sentence is sure to make you laugh.

Give it a thought.

The first man who discovered milk,

whoever he is,

what the hell was he trying to do with the cow?

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE

One day many professors get on board in a plane.

Then they came to know that this plane is designed by their students,

and suddenly all the professors leave the plan except one.

He is confident that

.

.

.

.

This plane will not even start so no worries.

Life Was Much Better

When Apples And Blackberries

Were Just Fruits!

– Bill Gates :)

1-8 year old girls love mom

8-14 year love dad

14-25 girls love “PRINCE”

25-50 love husband

50-100 Hmm.

Just write your name

and send all your firends. Ejnoy