Category: Funny SMS

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

From now on SMS  menas

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi

SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

Because

SM= Sania Mirza

SM= Shoaib Malik

“OYAEY”

Msg Bhej
Warna
Teri…?
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MAA

MAA

MAARZI Yaar !

Naaa Bheij
koyi zabardasti thori hai..!

Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p

Boy: My father’s name is
LAUGHING and my mother’s
name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be kidding?
Boy: No, That’s my brother.
I’m JOKING….

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”

1 Aurat Coke pi rahi thi k achank us men se 1 Machar nikla or Bola MAA

Aurat Boli Mein teri MAA nahi hon

Machar bola Aisa na bol MAA me teri Coke se nikla hon.

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!